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LOTS AND LOTS of TV ranting..

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What is up with this Tigh/Six fuckery? I DO NOT APPROVE. Ellen/Tigh and Gaius/Six is the way to go, yo! Right away! I'm in massive withdrawal and I don't know if I can survive another Friday. Plus, GAIUS, WHERE ARE YOU?

I did like the background info we got on the cylons, though. And Sanders + head!bandage = HOTSTUFF. This happened to be one of the few episodes where I kind of actually liked Starbuck. Yay, Starbuck!

Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice
WOAH. Heavy Addison/Derek awkwardness there. I was not ready for that. But I did enjoy the bonding moments between the groupie. And TAYE AND AUDRA WERE SINGING. I was wondering when the writers would let them unleash their inner broadway. Granted, they were more joking around than singing, but the sing-songness of it all was there.

Watching that episode made me realize how much I miss Addie in GA. Sigh. I liked the Callie/Addison moments, reminded me of good times.

Back in the day, I really really REALLY wanted to ship Xtina/Owen. I REALLY wanted to, but I just couldn't, and idk why. But after that last episode, they've really warmed up to me. I think it's happening, guys! But Owen is really seeming more and more appealing to me, although I still miss the Owen from his first episode, you know, the badass one that stuck a pen in that one guy's throat? A mix of that and Mr. Sensitivity would make a great competition to McDreamy, me thinks.

And ANOTHER Skins picspam. I couldn't control myself!



First of all, forget about what I said last week. This one's my new favourite episode. Paaanddaaa!



Pandora: It's called love.
Mama Stonem: That's a big word.
Pandora: I don't know. Four letters is -- oh.

I really like Effy's mom.



Steve: For fuck's sake, I love you. When are you going to fucking understand that?
Papa Stonem: Steve, uh, mate, I'm - I'm married. Straight. Don't do dick. No way, no how. But, you know, c'est la vie..

LMAO FOREVER.

All I can think about is whether or not someone informed Tony that his parents were splitting up..




Effy: Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder?
Pandora: Well, that's super easy. You're my pal cuz you're the coolest ever. And I'm yours because I'll do anything you say, and none of your boyfriends ever wanna surf me 'cuz I'm uesless.
Effy: That's it?
Pandora: Yeah.
downtorio: *arm flail*




Sidenote: I really like Katie's outfit.
Sidenote 2: Sally Phillips!



And amid all this caroling and frivolity, a guardian angel this chick shows up.



Naomi: Yes?
Old insignificant man: Nothing, young lady. I have nothing to say to you at all.

Naomi is such a sweetheart. And so pretty.

I'm not actually sure how i feel about Emily at this point. I get why a lot of people love her, she's very love-able, but not wanting to show up at a party because naomi isn't coming? Constantly inviting her everywhere? Is that normal? Ah well, I probably shouldn't complain. Since emily is partly the reason naomi shows up in all the past episodes.

I kinda ship them on/off, though. Sometimes their chemistry turns me into a puddle of squee, sometimes it doesn't. REGARDLESS. They are still very pretty. Soo..





Naomi: So can I just say again? Me: not muff-muncher. Me: cock-cruncher.
Emily: You getting any? Cock?
Naomi: I have done. Except he had.. erectile dysfunction. Seventeen times.
Naomi/Emily: *giggle-wiggle*
O.I.M: *stare*
Naomi: YES?! Can I help you with something?
O.I.M: blah blah You are disgraceful young women blah blah
Naomi: Yeah? So go fuck yourself. Tosser.

Siiigghh, such a charming young lady, this one is. AND SO PRETTY.

Panda Poo: (in abnormally high-pitched voice) HAI. Mooooommmm, more fwends!



Pandora: Katie and Emily. Completely identical.
Angela: Are you interested in all the same things?
Naomi: *no comment*










Now I don't think I've mentioned it yet, but Naomi is SO PRETTY. So after **the kiss** we await the big revelation, that is the speech of the aftermath. Which happens to be (after much pondering)..




Naomi: You're gay.

Nicely done, Naomi Campbell, nicely done!





Effy: Freddie! You came. Cool.



Freddie: JJ gets locked on. You have to look after him.
Effy: I thought Cook.. Cook's his friend.
Freddie: I think Cook's your friend, isn't he?
Effy: Not necessarily.

OH, KIDS. I was never meant to ship them! I'm still trying to fight it! ELENA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. I keep thinking it's gonna end up being Cook/Effy, what with the opening credits being ENTIRELY Cook/Effy and all, but GODSDAMNIT they're so pretty! I bet in the end, when she does have to choose, she'll probably choose Cook. And maybe I don't REALLY want to know who she chooses -- but who is it?



I like that Freddie had a bit of maturity, in that rather than partying like a rockstar and getting crazy wasted, he prioritized JJ's condition and made sure he got home safely. I know JJ's got some special condition that I guess we learn about when his episode comes, but I really admire that Freddie was nice enough to go over to Panda's house and look after him seeing as how Cook is CLEARLY in no position to babysit. What was he doing? Getting himself thrown in the air, while his best friend is in a corner overcoming a nervous breakdown? NAY-NAY. Because EVERYBODY DOES THAT.

And fun sponge or not, Freddie is a stone-cold fox.



I love Pandora's "whee" when she spun the dial. Also this..

Cook: Hey, Panda?
Pandora: Yes, Cookie?

That's all.



Don't kill me. I know this is wrong on sooooo many levels, but I like them. YOU KNOW WHAT. I know. She only wanted Twister and a sex lesson out of that pajama party, and it happened to be Cook who gave her both. I expected to hate this scene loads after hearing about it. But Pandora seems to have pretty good chemistry with a lot of people on the show. Thomas, Effy, Cookie the Molester. So it's all good.




I like how they kiss, and Cook makes a grab for her, and she's all no-no.

Pandora: See I know that because I'm your friend. But you don't make enough effort, Ef. I'm just there to laugh at. You don't know me. My life, my family, my mum. Why don't you know anything about my mum? I know everything about yours.
Effy: You're right. I don't know anything about your mum.

Except she's Paris Hilton during her spare time. I guess it's good that Effy decided not to tell Panda about Angela/OIM because. Although Panda deserves to know the *truth*, like Effy said earlier, the truth hurts, and it just goes to show how much she does care about her best pal.



I don't know how they do it. They manage to recast an entire series and still make it work. They make the most innocent member of the group go tra-la-la with the gang molester, they get Panda to stand up to Effy and tell her what's on her mind (which, if I recall correctly, no one has ever done before), they show us Effy breaking down, and they give us pajama parties with a motherload of sexual tension and ecstasy. And just when I thought the show could no longer surprise me, they do this..



And it makes me love Pandora (and the show) 424097572450 times more.



The end.

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT EPISODE! It's gonna be Freddie-licious.

WOW, long update. Never again, self, never again.